Top 10 White People Tweets (August 24, 2020)

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Aug 29, 2020 5:38 AM EDT

Enjoy today's fine collection of hilarious tweets.
And here are more top tweets for a good laugh.

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  • 01
    Text - WUHAN Dan @DanLtcR A man goes to a bar in New Orleans: Can I have a corona and two hurricanes please. Bartender: That'll be $20.20.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Billboard Baby @lts_Planty Hey people who fold ur laundry straight out the dryer... how is it up there on ur high horse?
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  • 03
    Text - Taylor Pearce @tmcpearce I had an old pair of cargo pants I don't wear anymore, so I cut them off into shorts for yard work, but misjudged and cut them too short. Oh well. Outside now, and I realize I am mowing the lawn while wearing a pair of thigh-length, cut-off, cargo shorts Dad Level 100 Achieved. 12:02 · 23 Aug. 20 · Twitter for Android
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  • 04
    Text - Violet @spacekittens420 British people be like munday, chewsday, wensday, thuhsday, FROlday, sa-a-day, sunday 5:25 AM 4/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 05
    Text - Harriet Dyer @HarrietDyerCom Youngest just told me he wants a new foreskin. Turned out different characters on Fortnite are called "skins" and he wants the new Thor skin. What a rollercoaster.
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - aPARKOlypse @aPARKOlypse Me: Tries to order some food as a treat App: delivery charge Мe: ok App: service charge me: oh App: small order fee Me: well... App: tip? Me: I think I have a banana and some bread in the kitchen 5:24 PM · 23 Aug 20 · Twitter for Android
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad A cooking competition show, but all the chef's spouses are there to somehow keep standing in front of whatever drawer or cabinet they need to get into
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Beastflaps @beastflaps my dad casually telling the lady at the theme park desk that I was 14 as I awkwardly shuffled past at actual age 17 and height 6 ft 4 is a joy to behold in the old memory banks. My dad however, remains unfazed to this day. As it saved him £1.33.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - sunflower @spinubzilla I miss how Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network only aired commercials aimed at kids. wish there was an option for that on Hulu and Youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology 7:02 AM · 22 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Roland @helloitsroland Dogs be 9 years old no school no job just in the house barking
    via Reddit

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